Ian Maddox is probably the worst and most factually unreliable candidate for writing his own bio. He has a propensity to grossly exaggerate, to augment accounts, and to err on the side of sensationalism. So for your benifit, instead of the usual fatuous and linguistically prolix David Copper of a memior, allow him to instead simply relate the facts in the most spartanly unadorned and comprehensive manner possible.

Ian lives in Los Angeles with his wife, Lauren, and their dog, Oizo the whippet. He is a photographer.